Normally I like visitors, but you I do not.
Please do not come to visit me any more.
I don't not like when you come.
You are not welcome!
It is not fun for anyone.
Not for the baby,
not for the husband,
and especially not for me.
I cannot think straight when you are around.
Chilled in your presence is putting it lightly.
My whole body aches at the thought of you.
The headache you cause me is unbearable.
The fever you bring is not much better,
and the pain you cause, ohhh the pain, it is agonizing.
It should not hurt when I try to nourish my child but with you, it does.
I am not playing this game with you anymore!
I will be mean if I have too.
It seems like that is my only choice.
I've tried asking nicely and you just don't get it.
The first time I didn't know any better.
Even the second time I could handle.
The third time around I thought we were done, ya know the whole 3rd times the charm thing.
But this, the fourth time, this is ridiculous!
Mastitis - GO AWAY and NEVER EVER COME BACK!
You are IMMENSELY UNWELCOME in this house!
and that is all I have to say to you.